Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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In related news. MOVEMBER is almost here.

For the uninformed Movember (the month formally known as November) is an annual, month-long celebration of the moustache, highlighting men’s health issues, specifically prostate cancer and depression in men.

The perfect excuse to grow that Mo you’ve always wanted. Your girlfriend can’t complain….unless she loves seeing people die of cancer. Then you’re out of luck. Bummer.

Everyone else, get mo-ing!