I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    The real reason I don’t want to stay friends with people I’ve broken up with is that I already have tons of friends who I don’t fuck and I’m not looking for more.

    — 3 months ago with 31 notes

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