Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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<SNIP> I’m doing it. Are you?
Normally, I don’t. You’ve got to start clean shaven, I haven’t been clean shaven since Clinton was in the White House. Now that dad’s been diagnosed though, who knows? Erin’s warned me that going clean shaven - even for a day - will result in an irretrievable loss of boning rights, but I think she’d buckle before I would.
