Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Nice white people give money and time to charity. Or at least they say they do. Like you, (if you’re nice and white), I enjoy giving money and time to charity because it makes me feel superior. Which is pretty amazing considering how superior I am to begin with.