Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
“Where are we going to go? To the magical land of vaginas and cake?”
Yeah yeah yeah, I know I’m reblogging my own blog but this is one of the things that she says that for some reason gets me every time. In one phrase she skewers my self pity but redirects me to some kind of Xanadu so I don’t noticed the evisceration.
Then I remember that I don’t much care for cake.
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We could be bestest friends.. love her.
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Coincidentally, ‘the...cake’ was the original name given to America by Columbus.
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This site is today’s procatination obsession. At least till...NBA games tip off.
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I am constantly campaigning for Ingrid to join Tumblr … then every now and again I think, “maybe it’s not so bad she...
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erinmargrethe reblogged this from indefensible and added:
Says he who ate not one but TWO giant pieces of chocolate cake at a birthday party last weekend.
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lawl. this is awesome. So glad I follow this.
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is pretty darn magical.
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