Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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This company takes your photographs of loved-ones in prison, then photoshops them into nicer locales, like the gazebo in your back-yard.

Underneath which a bunch of bodies are buried, one assumes.

I am very sorry, but this is rolled gold.