Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
You know how, in films, sometimes a guy will say something like “I’m going to go home and make love to my wife”?
That’s always made my skin crawl. Nobody would ever say “I’m going to go home and fuck my wife”, and not because it’s rude. Because it’s CREEPY. I’m not interested in picturing you and your wife doing the business.
Frankly, I’d rather imagine just about anything else.
