Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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When you hear the Faces (here in ‘72), you have to wonder what it was Rod Stewart sold his soul for. He was already a superstar. He already owned soccer clubs. He already slept with anyone he wanted.

So why ‘Sailing’? And everything after that? What did he get out of the deal?