Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Melbourne at 4 million already stretches 100 kilometres from east to west. The Brumby Government is expanding Melbourne’s boundaries another 40 kilometres to the north to rezone another 41,000 hectares of rural land for housing to cope with a population of 7 million.
The big leap The Age.