I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    Once I saw a troupe of acrobats performing in the street. I gave them $5.

    Thus making me the first person to monetize a tumbler.

    Oh go fuck yourself.

    — 4 months ago with 59 notes

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      I have nothing witty
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