Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Telstra, you should be skinned and dipped in salt for selling this to my parents and calling it broadband.

Telstra, you should be skinned and dipped in salt for selling this to my parents and calling it broadband.