Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets
@indefensible
- Me: Well, I better go home.
- 21 year-old friend: Home? It's only 9.30!
- Me: I'm old. Gotta get home and watch Matlock.
- 21 year-old friend: Is that the one with the talking car?
