I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    Sure, let’s go to Hooters. I love it there.

    Sure, let’s go to Hooters. I love it there.

    — 2 months ago with 39 notes

    1. erinmargrethe reblogged this from tj and added:
      Yeah, and my cleavage starts somewhere south of my lower back, not anywhere near my chest.
    2. tj reblogged this from erinmargrethe and added:
      Erin’s hair is longer.
    3. lilykily reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      Whassup, Erin!!! WHAT.
    4. halfbakedidea reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOMG
    5. indefensible posted this