Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible
  • Mike: That and I am a complete asshole to everyone I meet. Girls eat that crap up.
  • Bernard: You should write a book.
  • Ewan: Hmm, well he's gonna need to find someone to make all the pop-up pictures.