Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Melbourne has shattered the highest temperature for a November night since records began, outstripping the previous record set in 1901 by almost two degrees, says the weather bureau.

Melbourne swelters through warmest November night on record

And I didn’t notice because our new bedroom is delightfully cool. I think I love our new place.