I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    "Melbourne has shattered the highest temperature for a November night since records began, outstripping the previous record set in 1901 by almost two degrees, says the weather bureau."

    Melbourne swelters through warmest November night on record

    And I didn’t notice because our new bedroom is delightfully cool. I think I love our new place.

    — 3 months ago