Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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This really is a Newfoundland tradition. Yummy Screech. And now I’m homesick.

Some friends in Van took me to some Maritimes bar and made me drink Screech. It’s like being raped in the mouth by a pirate. And not a sexy lady pirate neither.