Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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If I see a music video and the guitarist is playing an Epiphone, I am torn between thinking “couldn’t you borrow a fucking 355 just for the shoot” and thinking “look at you, keeping this shit REAL”.