Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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For sale or swap: Two tickets to Jarvis Cocker’s Sydney show at the Metro, December 7. $100 for both - free express post. Or I would swap for two Melbourne show tickets. Email me!

Try to get Meredith Tickets instead!