Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I do not understand the fascination with Zooey Deschanel. She looks like the kind of girl who would listen the Sundays and rave about some drink made with Elderflower and write in a moleskine and wear rings she picked up at a craft market and constantly be carrying a dog-eared copy of Tess of the D’urbervilles and probably has underpants made from old Laura Ashley curtains and she tried pot once and it helped her to really understand things in a spiritual way you know and she gives money to panhandlers but only like fifty cents and then she tries to engage them in conversation and I could go on but there is something wrong with our culture when so many men go ga-ga for that model of femininity.