Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Sometimes, if I do something particularly heinous in the bathroom, I walk out and say in a booming voice “ALL ARE PUNISHED”. This ability to tie a poop joke to Shakespeare is pretty much the dividend of my parents’ decision to send me to private school.
EXEUNT.
