I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
twitter.com/indefensible:
twitter.com/indefensible:
Swish! The bitch is back. One hundred percent.
Statistics prove: I sleep perfectly. Suck it.
YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY!
Oh man. Is this from one of those sleep gadgets that wakes you up at the right time in your sleep cycle? Or is it a joke that I don’t get? If the former, I want to know more. If the latter, just blame it on me being old or something.
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hellointernet reblogged this from indefensible and added:
Seems to me there is a missing three minutes. How do you explain that?
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Yup, that right there is a Fitbit graph. I very much want one of those useless gizmos. It’d be nice to know for sure...
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indefensible reblogged this from merlin and added:
Oh man. Is this from one of those sleep gadgets that wakes you up at the right time in your sleep cycle? Or
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