Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
It’s easy to identify and unfollow those who make trouble for me by posting their own tits. I’d prefer not to worry about people reposting somebody else’s tits too.
Tumblr is one of the few internet things to have not resulted in me seeing someone’s dirty pillows. Who on earth are you following?
