Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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jemaleddin:

indefensible:

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It’s “two thousand and ten”. The extra syllables are all that separate us from the savages.

You only say “and” between the counting numbers and fractional amounts. “Two thousand ten and twenty-five one hundredths.”

It’s being pedantic that separates us from the savages.

Good lord but you’re a staggering cock.