Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Before Goldeneye, I went to arcades, gave dollar bills to creepy old dudes whose dreams died long ago, got some quarters, and played Top Speed while high as fuck. After Goldeneye came out I was like, “OH MY GOD GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OLD LADY SO I CAN BUY NINTENDO64 WITH YOUR OLD LADY MONEY,” and then I was like, “I AM JAMES BOND NOW AND I HAVE A SNIPER RIFLE I DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT BEATING UP THAT OLD LADY AND I AM SO HIGH.
It’s like we lived the same life, Brilliant Orange.
The Men Guide . Us: When does sitting in your underwear jacking off become considered “lame”?
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we lived the same life, Brilliant Orange. The Men Guide . Us: When does sitting...become...
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