Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible
merlin:

JasPer, Mad, and I just broke the news to Anna.
This —this — is what we do to onions here.


“According to Aboriginal lore…”

merlin:

JasPer, Mad, and I just broke the news to Anna.

This —this — is what we do to onions here.

“According to Aboriginal lore…”

  1. shortmikeshort reblogged this from merlin and added:
    The “Bloomin’” in “Bloomin’ Onion” always translated in my head...“fuckin’.” “I want a...
  2. indefensible reblogged this from merlin and added:
    Aboriginal lore…”
  3. merlin posted this