I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.

twitter.com/indefensible:

    merlin:

JasPer, Mad, and I just broke the news to Anna.
This —this — is what we do to onions here.


“According to Aboriginal lore…”

    merlin:

    JasPer, Mad, and I just broke the news to Anna.

    This —this — is what we do to onions here.

    “According to Aboriginal lore…”

    — 1 month ago with 35 notes

    1. fancycwabs reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
      Thanks, Nick. That was driving me crazy.
    2. shortmikeshort reblogged this from merlin and added:
      The “Bloomin’” in “Bloomin’ Onion” always translated in my head...“fuckin’.” “I want a...
    3. nickdouglas reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      Fixed the “it’s”.
    4. indefensible reblogged this from merlin and added:
      Aboriginal lore…”
    5. merlin posted this