Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets @indefensible

A client just sent me a document and asked me to cast my eyes over it and let them know what I think. This is what happens when clients think of you as a trusted part of their business, and it’s a good thing.

It’s 3pm. They’re lodging it tomorrow with the state government, so it’s very important they get it right.

Oh, it’s also 33,000 words of engineer-speak.