Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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I am pretty sure that we’re attacking this whole smoking problem completely the wrong way. If we want people to stop smoking, we shouldn’t ban it or tax it out of existence. We just need to invent something else that looks even cooler when you do it!