Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Thanks, Prime Minister. I was unaware of the existence of the Nobel Prize. Is there another sporting achievement to which you might compare it? Like, say “It’s like the Bledisloe Cup for Nerds” or “It’s like the State of Origin without as many rapists”?