Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
Look at Paul. He’s riding a bike, ladies, so you KNOW he’s environmentally conscious and probably would never ride on the footpath.
A vote for Paul is a vote against climate change!
It’s also a vote for someone I know being a sexxxx symbol.
