Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
Recent Tweets
@indefensible
- Erin: I just get to the end and I'm like, "I wonder who thinks that's funny."
- Me: I know!
- Erin: Not in a condescending way, in a curious way. Same as I'm curious about people who are entertained by Marmaduke. I want to know about their lives.
- Me: I bet they drink tea. They drink tea and drive reasonable cars, and when the salesman tried to upsell them to the leather seats they said 'no, I think velour is a nicer option. In fact whatever is on the floor model is ok.'
- Erin: Then they go to see a matinee showing at the cinema, and they take sandwiches from home.
- Me: So basically what you're saying is we hate these people.
- Erin: Yes.
