Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Back on Leno, Brad Paisley ran through his current hit, “American Saturday Night,” while backed by his band and a grand American flag. I want to be clear that I have no beef with Paisley, nor with the flag, and definitely not with Saturday night, which is all right for fighting.

Leno returns to the Tonight Show. - By Troy Patterson - Slate Magazine

That last zing, the ‘all right for fighting’ bit, makes me want to be friends with Troy Patterson. Troy, if you’re reading, I think you’re swell.