Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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The list of things I really like a lot includes ‘some people’, ‘doing work that matters’, ‘being intoxicated more often than is reasonable’, and Belle and Sebastian’s ‘Lazy Line Painter Jane’.

I am a simple man.