Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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I think a good indicator of whether I will get along with someone is if they say, “neither a borrower nor a lender be” or, “to thine own self be true”, and they say those things expecting them to have gravitas because Shakespeare said them.
Shakespeare didn’t say those things. Polonius did. And Polonius was a complete dick and you cheer a little inside when Hamlet kills him because damn dude enough with the homespun bullshit.
