Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Three day weekend, one day of work, then I am on a plane.

I have like 24 hours in Los Angeles to eat In N Out, get some Tacos, and speculate as to whether or not that woman over there is CokeTalk.

Can’t wait.