Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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@indefensible
The day before I get on a plane to head overseas is always terrible. You know when you get ready to leave the house and you worry that maybe you left the stove on, or the bath running or whatever?
It’s like that, but once you’re locked in a tube for 16 hours, there’s nothing you can do to fix any problems.
