Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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There were 2.4 million fewer international tourists visiting the US last year than in 2000, with America’s inability to keep pace with the expanding global long-haul tourism market estimated to have cost it an estimated $US500 billion in lost revenue over the past decade. About 567,000 Australians visited the US in 2009.

Come to America and pay the bills

It’s not that we’re not visiting because we don’t like the place. We’re just sick of being treated like shit when we arrive. If you want more people to visit, maybe treat them with dignity at customs and immigration. Making us queue for 3 hours just to get fingerprinted and photographed on arrival is not really making us feel welcome.

And now charging us a $10 fee to apply for a visa waiver?  That’s meant to be an incentive for us to come? Mental.

I mean, hey, see you tomorrow.