Who needs a unifying theme anyway?

I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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I would like to thank Los Angeles for sunshine, crazy drivers, waitstaff who look like they just dropped out of magazines, and guys like Ned Hepburn who will take a stranger from the Internet out for tacos and beers.