Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
I also do Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot funnier than this. Mostly because my girlfriend is funnier than me.
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Green
Apple, mint, lime, chicken.
Purple
Pizza, grape, bubblegum.
Pink
Bacon, salt and vinegar.
Red
Tomato, strawberry, raspberry, cherry, watermelon, savoury, chilli.
Orange
Orange, BBQ, mango, peach, apricot, (lots of) cheese, savoury.
Yellow
Lemon, cheese (and onion), banana.
Blue
Original, salt.
Light blue
Sour cream, light, bubblegum.
White
Vanilla, milk, coconut.
Brown
Chocolate, coffee, cola.
Black
Liquor, liquorice.
I have spent plenty of time talking to friends about this very thing. Especially the green = lime or chicken one.
